this week, on a very special e.r.

from the inbox:

St. Peter is handling paperwork at the Pearly Gates, when he hears a knock. He looks up to see a man and says, "Be right with you!"

A moment later, he walks to the Gates, and no one is there. So he goes back to his paperwork.

Another knock, same man. St. Peter quickly signs the document he's holding, and walks to the Gates. No one is there.

A bit annoyed he goes back to the paperwork. A third knock, the same man. St. Peter throws down his pen and says, "Hey, are you playing games with me?!!?"

Much embarrassed, the man replies in small voice, "No sir! It's just that they're trying to resuscitate me."