2/21/2004

kerry's vietnam record will ketchup to him

From the WSJ BOTW, Kerry is playing revisionist about his own Vietnam antics and statements.we have excerpts of Kerry's accusations and allegations that he threw around like hand grenades while trying to make a name for himself at the expense of his band of brothers:
    Several months ago in Detroit, we had an investigation at which over 150 honorably discharged and many very highly decorated veterans testified to war crimes committed in Southeast Asia, not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command. . . . They relived the absolute horror of what this country, in a sense, made them do.

    They told the stories [that] at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned on the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.


and as the WSJ well-points out...these are indictments against the soldiers, not the leaders as he puports. He has slandered fine men, men of the likes of my own father, and now he has the audacity to slander my president, and call himself a patriot worthy of leading our nation.

Outrageous!

will nader be a nadir to the GOP's reelection effort

The Evangelical Outpost things maybe so.

I think he has good points.

the most dramatic bidding ceremony ever

The auction for Helene's engagement ring has concluded.

Someone ponied up a little over $28,000 for the 2+ karat token of undying fickle/bling bling for ratings devotion.

That's a lot of ponies for a used bauble.

junior, i've been meaning to tell you about that...

CNN reports on a boy who discovered for himself that he was abducted by his own mother fourteen years earlier.

How do you explain that to the kid?

"heh heh...funny story....trust me, you'll really think this is hilarious...."

poor guy.

big day tomorrow

Tomorrow morning is our first Sunday worship at North Forsyth High School. If you're in the area and want to see what its all about, come at 9 a.m. for donuts and coffee, a good SS discussion, and a great time of worship.

bush commercial

I don't remember where I saw this, but this ad cracked me up.*

It's okay to laugh...as long as you vote Bush in '04.



*no offense intended to toward our veterans, at home and abroad. I sincerely appreciate the sacrifice of all our Vietnam veterans, even Sen. Kerry's.

y'all come back now, here!

I got a 72.2% Dixie score on this test.

My bride's influence upon my life could never be more evident.

Link via CSAW.

2/20/2004

amen!

this just in:
    The procedure was effective and Bob's heart is back in rhythm. He is asleep and Gail is very relieved. He should go home from the hospital over the weekend. Gail thanks everyone for their prayers.

from potty humor to #1 in the marketplace

Presurfer also links to the interesting story of Outhouse Springs, the fictitious ad campaign that became so popular it went like a racehorse into reality.

what a flake

Presurfer shows us typeflake. My children will no doubt love this.

talking with kaylyn

Kaylyn has begun to receive and send email at school. We have access to her account and get to review everything that comes and goes. It's sweet to see her be able to have communication with family and friends. We appreciate all of you loved ones who have taken the time to let her know you're thinking of her.

subtle e-vangelism

The Random Person Generator

Are you more valuable than a randomly-generated person?

hey ya

Woodstock
You are Woodstock!


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2/19/2004

continued prayer for bob

from Gail, my secretary:

    Dear Family,

    I want to thank each and everyone of you for your prayers. The other day Bob said he could feel when God was answering His children's prayers for him and I know that he can. All at once a peace comes over us both and Bob can breath better and is able to get some sleep. Sometimes we get so weary and unable to pray when we are in the middle of a situation but knowing your prayers are lifted up for us is a peace within itself. I can not tell you how much we depend on you and your prayers.

    That is why I am coming to you again asking for another round of prayer for a procedure that Bob will go through tomorrow (Friday). We have to be at the hospital at 7:00am and he will be put to sleep- then the doctors will use the defibulator paddles to electro stimulate (Shock) his heart. Success with this procedure is 60% - in Bob's case we need for it to be 100%. If something goes wrong they will keep him in the hospital. If everything goes right he will get to come home probably on Saturday. If the procedure does not work - they will wait for a couple of weeks and do it over again. Bob is now down to 8% infraction rate? which means that when his heart beats and the blood goes into the heart he is only pumping out 8% of it and the rest is backing up into his lungs and other areas. His infraction rate no matter if this works or not will only go up to 10% but that is better than the 8%.

    You may think that when you ask about how we are doing or send us a card or call or let us know you are praying - that it isn't much? but it means so very much to us.. God has been so very good to us during this time and prayerfully Bob will receive a new heart before the end of the year. We were told by one of the Co-ordinators that we had faith and reality mixed up ? I told her that faith is reality. We know that the Lord is using us right where we are and He will guide us through this and just maybe we can be a witness to someone or strength to others. This is not to say I do not have weak times - I do - but even in my weakest time I know that faith is reality and God will see us through this.

    In Christ,
    Gail

on anti-semitism

I realize that I am treading potentially shark-infested waters, and that even by broaching the subject, I may be lacing up my meat-flavored swim trunks.

Even so, after reading some of the discussion going on at Thinklings and Jen's, I have to ask what constitutes anti-Semitism?

Some things are obvious, and I'm not discussing those matters.

Are the New Testament Gospel Accounts anti-Semitic simply because they tell of a Jewish mob moving in cooperation with a Roman government to execute an itinerant Rabbi, who by coincidence happens to be the Messiah of the Jewish people? Are the NT epistles Anti-Semitic simply because they exhort Christ-followers to witness first to the Jew and then to the Gentile (which too many Christ-followers aren't doing either of)? Is it anti-Semitic to ask this question?

Is it anti-Semitic to reason that Jews today who reject the Messiahship of Jesus from Nazareth could in fact be held responsible for that decision by God? Is it Anti-Semitic to reason that it is exactly this type of denial that fulfills the prophetic words of self-condemnation found in Matthew 27:25? Is it anti-Semitic to reason that this is possible?

Is it anti-Semitic to state that written in the Tenakh itself (in Nehemiah), Israel has in its history disagreed with, disobeyed, and even killed its own prophets -- and paid significant historic consequences for doing so? And if in fact that has occurred, it might be reasonable to think the same thing occurred most recently, most dramatically, and most consequentially with Jesus of Nazareth? Is it anti-Semitic to even consider those possibilities?


I'm not being a smart-aleck. I really am struggling with this. I read about this movie coming out that tells of the crucifixion of Jesus, and that Jewish people and anti-defamation groups are already in an uproar. At the same time, I see more Christian cooperation than ever before (in my short time on this earth), and in amidst at least the orthodox derivations, a genuine love and concern for Jewish people, and a desire to be sensitive to their long history of oppression without compromising the actual message of the cross. I recognize that a large part of the world is ardently and vociferously anti-Semitic. But an comparably large part is respectful and even reverent, recognizing common origins and similar desires to know God and follow Him.

Not terribly long ago, my denomination came under fire for being insensitive (which some could extend to mean "latent anti-Semitism") because of deliberate efforts to evangelize the Jewish person. Why does the Jewish person get to define this as anti-Semitism?

Why is that what is an intended expression of love and care being instead received as a message of hatred and intolerance?

toilet humor

a real stinker...from the inbox:
    The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation.

    She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old-fashioned term BATHROOM COMMODE. But when she wrote that down, she still thought she was being too forward. So she started all over again, rewrote the entire letter referring to the bathroom commode merely as the BC "Does the campground have it's own BC?" is what she actually wrote.

    Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all and when he got the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman was talking about. That BC business really stumped him.

    After worrying about it for awhile, he showed the letter to several campers, but they couldn't imagine what the lady meant either. So the
    campground owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the local Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the following reply:

      Dear Madam,
      I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take pleasure in informing you that a BC is located nine miles north of
      the campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a distance away, if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. It is such a beautiful facility and the acoustics are marvelous even the normal delivery sounds can be heard.

      The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now a supper is planned to raise money to buy more seats. They are going to hold it in the basement of the BC.

      I would like to say it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it surely is no lack of desire on my part. As we grow
      old, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather.

      If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks.

      Remember, this is a friendly community.

      Sincerely,
      Campground Owner

blogger idol 5 botb

As always, lots of good stuff, here's the mental peanut butter of this week's jiffy offerings:

Ande's picture quiz.
Mr. Nath's poetry.
Kristy's "daughter ate a bee" story.
Jenn's great photo.
lj's great photos.
Tim's poetry.
matt's long-eared armadillo photos.
John's greato photo.
Ryan's photo of the beer-swilling nun.

Thanks to all for helping me "Picture X" where 'X'="this."



sung to the tune of simply the best

Bad Money has lauded my tree marriage entry for having the "worst. puns. ever.*" I appreciate the recognition, and the visits of those who are basically guilty of the blogging equivalent of slowing down and gawking at a horrific road side accident. But you can stake this as the truth...I pine for your attention and I en-tree-t you to "stick" around.


*the actual term is "eye-gouging pile of tortuous pun misery," a quantifiable exclamation that I don't underestimate in its consideration.

proverbs #159

There is no worse error than to seek an intellectual remedy for a moral grief.

proverbs #158

Throw mud and you will have dirty hands, regardless whether you hit your mark.

proverbs #157

Faith is the soul's intake. Love is the soul's outlet.

and now you know

Ovie gave this to me a while ago, and I've been chewing on it ever since:

    What is the glory of God? It is who God is.
    It is:
    the essence of His nature
    the weight of His importance
    the radiance of His splendor
    the demonstration of His power
    the atmosphere of His presence

    God's glory is the expression of His goodness and all His other intrinsic qualities.


I don't have any other source for this...but it's sure good stuff.

sad days at CU

The Chips are down at the University of Colorado.

The girl who made the squad was raped.

They had parties where recruits were offered sex. Other young women were raped, allegedly, by recruits and players alike.

The program's a mess.

And the coach has the temerity to try to reduce it down to pettiness by saying Ms. Hnida was simply no good, awful (speaking of her football-kicking abilities, that is)?!?!

I remember thinking back when it was such a "big event" that she had made the team that nothing good would come from it. But I had no idea it would be this bad.

I am part of the 75 percent who are calling for Barnett's termination.

explanation: insomnia

I already filled out one of these today for a student in one of my past church ministries, via my bride. And since I cannot sleep, I took the time to C&P Tony's list, that I saw at Jen's and elsewhere, and am replacing with my own answers that you surely will gloss over and quickly forget:

  • Name: Bryan

  • Nickname: Mac, Big Mac, Daddy, Mac Daddy, Daddy Mac, Bry, Byron, Guido, Toes (I grew up in a small town with lots of time on our hands)

  • Astrological sign: The Crustacean with the Big C

  • Age: 379 month old today!

  • Height: 74?

  • Level of Education: 95 U of Colorado, BA in English Writing; 98 Southwestern Seminary, MA in Religious Education

  • Occupation: Editor, Adult Mission Education, North American Mission Board

  • Birthplace: Wheatridge, CO

  • Marital status: married

  • How many children: 3

  • Do you drink (alcohol): No.

  • Do you smoke: No, unless properly ignited

  • Favorite outdoor activities: hunting the elusive wapiti, playing sports with the kids, walking with my bride

  • Favorite indoor activities: reading, writing, ruminating, relating

  • Favorite colors: navy blue, forest green

  • Favorite type of music: I dig it all, baby

  • Favorite musical groups/performers: Anne Murray, Outkast

  • Favorite soundtracks: Grease, Moulin Rouge

  • Favorite song at the moment: I Can Only Imagine (thanks Tony), Hey Ya

  • What?s in your home CD/Casette player right now: Something for the kiddos

  • What?s in your car CD/Casette player right now: A sermon by Rick Warren to preview for our work

  • Do you play an instrument: I work on my music, but it's really experimental and defies description

  • One pillow or two: 1 -- And Kelli's able to tell when I'm using hers, but I can't.

  • Have you ever had your appendix or tonsils removed: Tonsils, by way of my appendix. It was quite risky.

  • Do you make fun of people: Occasionally, but it usually backfires.

  • As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up: A guy named Bill. I don't know why.

  • What would be your dream job now: I dig what I'm doing -- I'm right where God wants me.

  • Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Convicted? No.

  • Places you?d most like to visit: Colorado . . . often (Thanks Tony).

  • Your first car: 1987 Ford Ranger. Sweet little pickup.

  • Dream car: GMC 3/4 ton, Extended Cab, long bed 4WD pick-up truck.

  • Toothpaste: Yes.

  • Shampoo/Conditioner: Yes, but Conditioner usually doesn't taste as soapy as shampoo.

  • Favorite season: Spring.

  • Favorite holiday: I dig 'em all.

  • Favorite board/card game: 7 up 7 down, Ho!, 42

  • Favorite hobbies: sports, blogging, basejumping.

  • Favorite sport to play: Curtis Blow said it best....basketball is my favorite sport....

  • Favorite sport to watch: Go Broncos.

  • Least favorite sport to watch: Exteme Ironing. or the WNBA, since they both have a full-court press that is equally dramatic.

  • Do you have any siblings: 1 brother.

  • Do you get along with your parents: fabulously.

  • Favorite place to chill: in a refridgerator crisper.

  • Favorite place to visit: Rocky Mountain High...Colorado....

  • What is your bad time of day: Mornings

  • What is your good time of day: Late Evening. I'm such a night owl.

  • Favorite perfume or cologne: Eau di' Bryan....I'm clueless about this. My armpit scent is "wild tundra" or something like that, does this count?

  • Favorite scent of candle: The ones Kelli buys to mask Bathroom WMD (wafting malodorous doodies)

  • Favorite subject in school: Advanced Composition

  • Least favorite subject in school: Physics

  • Favorite magazine: Entertainment Weekly, and Wired

  • Favorite movie you have seen recently: I think I last saw ROTK, and enjoyed it.

  • Favorite movie of all time: Used to be Braverheart, but I predict that's about to change.

  • Favorite TV programs: Mole, Apprentice, Broncos FOotball

  • Favorite cartoon character: Homer

  • Favorite food: TBone Steak

  • Chocolate or Vanilla: Phish Food

  • What is your bedtime: Usually 11...but not tonight

  • How many rings before you answer the phone: 2 at least

  • The first thing you think of in the morning: Coffee.

  • Favorite thing to do when you?re home alone: Sleep.

  • Thunderstorms - Cool or Scary: Cool

  • Pen or Pencil: Pens, by the dozens...I really have an unhealthy addiction to them.

  • Do you like to drive: I will be the pilot of the motor craft, thankyouverymuch.

  • What is on the walls of your room: Photos, paintings, accessories...Whatever Kelli wants.

  • What words or phrases do you overuse: .... (drawing a blank here, sorry)

  • Coolest things anyone ever gave you: my salvation! And from the earthly perspective, everything we received in response to our home fire in 2000.

  • If you could pick one super-human power, what would you choose: Mercy!

roll over roll over

Everyone knows this, but because I long ago started it, I should report that Dean-o has fallen off just so it's in the record (thanks to Tony for my prompt). I think the outrage is that Fox News is reporting this event with the headline "And then there were two."

Dennis & The Rev. are still in this thing. And now that Kuci has a potential first lady, the Rev. can marry them to one another, and then pony up to be the VP. It's a ticket made in heaven, baby!

I'm sad to see Dr. Deanmento go. He was a sideshow, a car-wreck, and a freakish curiosity all rolled up into one screaming, irrational package of vitriol. Good times. Good memories. Maybe he and Nader can partner up and really rock the vote come November.

True Confession: I told Kelli tonight that if Edwards found a way to unseat Kerry, I would at least feel like the worst possible candidate didn't win. I am so amazed at Kerry's lack of conviction and three-decades-plus practice of playing prevailing-wind politics. In the most sincere typestrokes I can offer, I hope that Democrats cut through his smoke and mirrors deceptions and realize he is no more a servant of the people than is that butler dude from Joe Millionaire. To steal from Leno, my hope is that after Super Tuesday, people will be asking Kerry, "Why the long face?"

May the boob be exposed.

2/18/2004

duh

email headline:
John Kerry: Further Left Than He Lets On


Gee, ya think?

cook until insides reach 160 degrees farenheit, or don't read this entry

These are your options for avoiding spoiled mole.

If you want to risk stomach cramps, nausea, and knowing who the mole is, keep reading.

Within the first fifteen minutes, Kelli and I vacillated so many times you would have thought we were doing John Kerry impersonations. We were Hangin' with Mr. Cooper, then we were piercing Rodman, then we had siliconnected the moley dots to Angie Everhart.

So, big surprise, I was clueless.

But I wasn't surprised.

The only one who would have surprised me would have been Rodman.

I was disappointed in their choice for mole, as it was the second consecutive dip into the supermodel mole pond. Watching this episode about all the clues missed and how Tracey Gold put herself out of the game reinforces why this show is so great.

Baldwin & Bernsen have to come back. They're staples, and they keep us in stitches!

Maybe next time, I'll actually pay close enough attention to actually try to do something other than guess wildly and randomly at who the saboteur might possibly be.

christian carnival

Up and running, without me.

conflicting messages

Again, I understand the concept of $P@/\/\, but this one baffled me. Under the tagline of "success:
    ncrsease your earoning poswer and gaerner profwessional resspect.
    Get the Un1iversity Dewgree you have already earned.
    Baqchelors, Masfters, MBsA, or Docdtorate (Ph3D) offered.
    aNo reqsuired teqsts,cladsses or bosoks.
    Asll the bensefits of being a Univfersity Grafduate are within your reach.
    Degdree verificsation and official tracnscripts provided when requested by
    emplsoyers and otshers authsorized by the grdaduate.
    dConfiwdentiality asssured.
    Cnall this numfber: 1-2a12-2048-45v51 (24 hourwrs a dasy 7 dasys a week)
    Wle will brerak doswn the wa1ll that has hefld your earpning poewer bpack.
    Candie


I get it when a junk email appeals to the basic instincts of a person, but when you're attempting to entice a person to pursue your promise of success, shouldn't you do your best to come across like you are something other than Candie, the potty-trained chimp pounding away on a keyboard, who by the (falsely) darwinistic laws of averages has coincidentally hammered out something that is slightly comprehensible?

stand back

the bonfire of the vanities has been lit.

I missed the deadline for the Christian Carnival. maybe next week.

styrocafficoncusophobia

Is there a medical term for the irrational fear of pushing down too hard on the plastic lid as I cover a styrofoam cup, crushing the cup and splashing the hot coffee contained within it, thus scalding myself and anyone within a five-food radius?

If there is, please let me know, because I've got that.

I am afflicted.

i'm flushed with embarrassment



Aaron created a castigatory blogopoly gamepiece for me.

I wasn't being derisive of the effort, I promise. In fact I thought it to be quite cool and clever. I just estimated myself to be unworthy of being included.

So in that regard, even though I am the embodiment of an offal receptacle, I appreciate the consideration and commemoration.

2/17/2004

I don't think I care for this answer

my big fat obnoxious television programming

we caught a bit of the similarly-titled program last night for the first (and last) time. We were in agreement that this was not 'entertainment.' That the daughter would subject her family to this and that actors would be complicit in it is unconscionable. I understand that everyone has to sign off on the final product, but that only affirms its basal orientation, rather than contradicts it.

It is a shameful statement for what some people will do for the paltry sum of $1 million. The cost of their decisions will be much more expensive, in the long run.

For example, we saw where Jenna returned home from Survivor and her mom died 8 days later. I don't know Jenna. I've seen approximately 37 minutes of Survivor when you add it all up over all the seasons. But my simple question is, what price tag do you put on those days that they missed with one another and that she can never reclaim? I'm honestly not judging her, and glad she was able to spend a few days with her terminally-ill mother. I'm honestly asking.

It's a matter of priorities. I can't always says authoritatively that my priorities are what they should be. Idealogically, I put God first, family second, ministry third. Functionally speaking, though, there's been many times where I've asked my family to understand been temporarily placed lower to accomodate the demands of ministry. You can only do that so many times before the person/people who so graciously step down so the other priority can be lifted up just says, "you know what? i'm down here so often anyway, I'll just stay here so you don't have to quit making excuses." I'm thankful that hasn't happened in my own marriage/family life, but I know many others where it has.

Wow...didn't know I was going to go there. thanks for coming along with me! Anyway, back to TV, we don't watch Average Joe 2 simply because of these reasons. We don't find it entertaining to see the depths of what people will do to win money. At least on shows like The Apprentice and The Mole, people are being challenged and not degraded by the actual premise of the program.

By the way, resurrectionsong shares similar views about Reality TV.

blogopoly

y'all may have seen this, but its new to me.

blogopoly -- monopoly for bloggers.

I momentarily considered feeding my own ego by attempting a photoshop, but ultimately decided the vast majority of folks would respond with a resounding "who?"

I don't think I want to be that guy at the party who hangs on the fringe of the group of "cool people" and every once in a while tries to say something witty and relevant but only comes across even more sad and pathetic than everyone originally thought him to be.

Oh...and if you've contributed, I'm by no means suggesting that you are 'that guy.'

I'm talking about all the other sad and pathetic losers. But not you. Really.

i wish i'd said that

snappy comebacks, slightly edited, via email:
    1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
    2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
    3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
    4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
    6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
    7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
    8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
    9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
    10) Ahhh...I see the Foolish Idea Fairy has visited us again...
    11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
    12) How about never? Is never good for you?
    13) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to follow me.
    14) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
    15) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
    16) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
    17) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
    18) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
    19) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
    20) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
    21) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    22) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
    27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

true #6

Fact: There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

Point: There's lots of ways to accomplish the goal. You can also have lots of stuff without having the right stuff to accomplish the goal.

true #5

Fact: Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Point: Dude, quit trying so hard.

judge for yourself, but don't tell anyone

Here's a link to the confidentiality agreement that Gibson asked some pre-viewers to sign. Some in the media and liberal theological world are trying to make this a controversy.

Logic says: I'm going to let you take a look. If you like what you see, tell others. If you don't we'd ask that you wait until the final version comes out to see if what you didn't like was edited or cut.

Simple premise. No controversy.

unless you have ulterior motives.

despite the rumors

Mel & Charlie are not related.



So much for Diane's effort to get Mel to cry by reuniting him with Charlie.

We watched Ms. Sawyer's interview with the director last night, and thought Mel did phenomenally well. He was well spoken and transparent. He didn't try to hide that he was hurt by the criticism, and gave a great defense for his faith. I think he spoke more evangelistically in that 45 minutes (without commercials) than 80 percent of our North American Christians have in the last year.

Strong statements:
He confessed being a believer.
He said, of the Bible: You either believe every word of it, or you believe none of it.
He dismissed the criticism of heretic John Dominic Crossan*.
He thoughtfully and sincerely defended himself against charges of anti-semitism, saying, "it is a sin to be anti-semitic."
He declined to allow a line of questioning regarding his dad, and honored him by saying something along the lines of, "I'm tight with my dad. You can't drive a wedge between us. Let it go."
He steps to the front of the line to accept blame for Christ's execution, admitting his personal responsibility as a sinner.

The only thing I would like to have heard more about what his potentially-universalist stand when he said he was of the opinion that people of other faiths could find their way to heaven, but he just had it easier (as a Christian).

I respect Gibson (again, Mel not Charlie) because he showed that if you really believe in your project and your vision, you're going to take some heat for it. I admire him for his willingness to stand up against the world who would deny its culpability.


*the linked article presents just a glimpse of Crossan's mindset. In writing about Jesus, he can't even resist casting the whole discussion in terms of himself, holidng himself up as the moral example. If you aren't familiar with this self-described "scholar," a simple search reveals his proud relationship with The Jesus Seminar which seeks to deny the Christ his claim to the miraculous.

true #4

Fact: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

Point: Some animals were designed to be prey. It's not hard to understand why chicken is the baseline on the flavor comparison chart.

happy birthday

Today is Cotter's 5th birthday. We've an afternoon of baseball, basketball, soccer, and football lined up. If you'd like to send him a birthday wish, email it to me and I'll forward it along to him.

It's a little hard on his dad's heart to know he's already five. The time is blazing by, I tell ya.

prayer request

Please pray for Jen's uncle Bill, who just lost his home and his pets in a house fire, and sustained some injuries himself.

2/16/2004

spurs in the pews

from the inbox
    THE COWBOY AND THE CHURCH
    One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out Bible.

    The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and accessories. As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

    The preacher gave a long sermon about Hellfire and brimstone and a stern lecture on how much money the church needed to do God's work. As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what He thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."

    The old cowboy assured the preacher he would. The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored.

    The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."

    "I did," replied the old cowboy.

    "If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.

    "Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church before."


Yesterday afternoon, Kelli and I watched Hawaii, the 1966 movie starring Max Von Sydow and Julie Andrews as the Rev. & Mrs. Hale, who were missionaries to the island. I don't know how accurate the movie was to the historical events of Christian missionary activity i Hawaii, but I was profoundly smacked upside the head by how much we (Christians) add to grace. Its as though we have forgotten that grace+anything=works. Even if the Rev. Hale was fictitious, his actions were representative of failed strategies taht are being repeated to this day.

At the same time, there was a message there regarding the intolerance of sin that we also seem to have lost. While he may have gone too far in his criticism and condemnation (but maybe not, who am I to say?), I saw a love for church, a love for holiness, and a respect for God's standards that seems increasingly on the wan in today's church.

Mrs. Hale was a wonderful picture of grace in this movie...bridging the gap between the harshness of the law of Rev. Hale and the ongoing sin of the Hawaiians. I need to watch this movie again.

Moreover, I need to spend more time with my Lord...learning more about Him, loving Him more.

presidential trivia

Richard Milhouse Nixon and William Jefferson Clinton are the only two US presidents whose names contain all the letters from the word "criminal."

I don't know if this is coincidence or a harbinger of doom, but John Forbes Kerry's own name could anagrammatically foretell the outcome to the Democratic Candidacy:

    Be Jerk or NY Frosh



true #3

Fact: Average life span of a major league baseball: seven pitches.

Point: You might be Bond's #73 or the ball that bounces off Canseco's head over the fence, but either way, you better make the most of your opportunties because life is short.

true #2

Fact: "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

Point: Left-handed people often have too much time on their hands.

true #1

Fact: It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Point: There's a big difference between playing the game and making a commitment.

tenacious 'a'

I received the annual email about our 16th president that brags on the Great Emancipator's tenacity:

    Failed in business...........................................1831
    Lost election for state legislature...........................1832
    Failed again in business.................................. 1834
    Sweetheart died...............................................1835
    Nervous breakdown.........................................1836
    Lost second political race.................................1838
    Defeated for Congress.....................................1843
    Defeated for Congress......................................1846
    Defeated for Congress.....................................1848
    Defeated for US Senate...................................1855
    Defeated for Vice President.............................1856
    Defeated for US Senate....................................1858
    Elected President...........................................1860


This email always neglects to mention the final big date:

Shot Dead....................................................1865

Granted, the inclusion of that little detail may dissuade some folks from receiving the obvious intent of the message, which is of course, never give up. I just thought I ought to at least provide that detail, because it probably is significant.

Actually, what Lincoln's story reveals to me is that a little success can overcome a lot of failure. Now, by no means am I suggesting that freeing the slaves was a little success. It was huge. But if you are just doing a sheer accounting where all successes are weighted evenly, Abe comes up on the short side of the ledger, honest!

That's not how life works, though. We don't give up in life, those of us with even a little tenacity, because we understand that for most folks, life is measured in its victories, rather than its defeats. Lincoln lost in seven elections, but he never lost the conviction that he had something to offer, that he was designed to be a contributor to the human experience. And once he got his shot, he made the most of it.

How many of us are content for so much less. We may have taken a courageous step at one point in life, only to get our hand slapped or our ego bruised. But unlike Lincoln, many of us never again venture into the unknown, taking a great risk to have the chance at experiencing a great reward.

The President also showed us insight to another secret about greatness. He is remembered because his largesse benefitted other people. He took great steps of faith, requiring tremendous personal sacrifice, because he recognized that failing to do so would perpetuate a great injustice and travesty to humanity. He understood that he alone had the power, the authority, the influence to initiate change, and that he would have to give an account for those blessings under his stewardship if he didn't act immediately and decisively.

How many of us are men and women of influence? Maybe not on the scale of Abraham Lincoln, but you influence somebody. Maybe it is your children. Maybe it is your parents. Maybe your friends, or neighbors, or co-workers. How many of you have an opportunity to enact change in the lives of someone else, and are being the given the chance to do so today -- quickly and decisively.

Each of us has an opportunity to positively impact the life of someone else. To give an encouraging word, to offer a message of hope. Each one of us can do something significant, even if the action itself doesn't seem terribly dramatic. It's just a matter of stepping out in faith, and doing it.

Be tenacious. The world is better because of it.

the bubble has burst

Okay, I'm back to being a marsupial, and i'm thinking it had to have been a tech glitch that caused me mammalian status, becaue I'm wayyyy down on the list, despite not having lost traffic.

This makes it easier to plug on toward the Spare Change launch.

2/15/2004

aptly stated

A well-written column worth being read in its entirety concludes with a succinct representation of my own thoughts:

    If character is the issue, Bush can relax. And, if doing your bit for national security is the issue, then John Kerry's been Awol for two decades.


via inoperable terran

TWOTD

Kelli and I spent wwwaaaaaaaayyyyy too long playing World Dictator/Sitcom Character Quiz.

Kelli earned her props by stumping the site on her first try. After that, our best effort was thinking of a sitcom character that only 4 others had.

Lots of fun for the easily entertained.

Link gracias to the evangelical outpost.

sung to the tune of i can only imagine

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When I was young, I was shocked and dismayed to learn that Rick Astley wasn't the tall black man from Detroit that I had pictured in my mind's eye. No, he was a scrawny pimply, white kid from England singing about love, loss, and broken hearts.

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you go
Never gonna somethin' somethin', or hurt youoooOOooo....


I don't think my preconceived notions ever match the reality once the two are forced to reconcile. I mean, I actually believed that the meat of Taco Bell was hiqh quality beef product, and not the "Grade D: Edible" that it really is.

Things are no different with the work of my life. Each and every time, I think I've some decent idea of what to expect with each job I take, only to discover that the challenges, the opportunities, the frustrations, and the growth all occur differently than I had expected. When I pastored, the things I thought I'd dislike I grew to enjoy. In my current work, the parts that I was really looking forward to doing are the aspects that I have been shocked to discover are my least favorite.

So, my (in)ability to "picture this" is pretty well-established. Even so, I read words that tell me about the home in which I will one day dwell, and I cannot help but to start imagining how it will be:
  • immense light

  • no darkness

  • transparent walls

  • mansions for everyone

  • total contentment

  • no sin

  • bejeweled city gates

  • golden streets

  • peace

  • Jesus, in His fullness


I try to picture it, and fail miserably...


    1 Cor. 2:9That's why we have this Scripture text:

    No one's ever seen or heard anything like this,
    Never so much as imagined anything quite like it--
    What God has arranged for those who love him.
    -- The Message

a new dynamic

This has been a relational exchange between Kelsi and myself or Kelli:

One of the Parents: Kelsi, get your finger out of your nose!
Kelsi (extending a finger with an emerald gem encrusted upon it): Here.
OotP: Thank you SO MUCH!

i spit on your chocolates

This is what I got Kelli for Valentine's day.

We're having a bit of a hard time finding the right setting for it.

polly, meet anna

via common sense and wonder, I learned of authors who are pseudonymously praising their own work through online reviews.

I'm amazed at this. I shouldn't be, but I am.

And I'm not alone, because a reader from Georgia writes, "Bryan, I couldn't agree more with your writing. It is clearly some of the most insightful on the internet. The blogosphere is better because of your efforts."

It's sure good that an unsolicited affirmation arrives just in time to share my dismay over such disgraceful acts of self-promotion.

Sickening indeed.

boycott barbie

She comes with her own picket sign that reads:

Don't MATTEL me who to love!

She also wears thick-soled shoes, perfect for marching in front of corporate headquarters, and features the ever-clenched permafistTM to be raised in defiance to "Tha Man."

Boycott Barbie also wears with pride a tatoo on her left shoulder in a tastefully feminine design B+K TLA.

***

I did in fact send an email complaint to Mattel, though I suppose to no avail. My complaint has been registered, at least in my own insignificant way.


monk-ey shines

    All the monks in a certain monastery sing the simple word "Morning!" from their windows each sunrise.

    Early one day after several "Morning!" greetings have been sung melodiously into the dawn air, a single greeting of "Evening!" rings out of one window.

    In the courtyard below, Brother Timothy looks around startled, and says "Did you hear that, Brother Edward?"

    "Hear what, Brother Timothy?" replied Brother Edward.


    Brother Timothy sang in reply: "Someone chanted evening..."

almost standing upright

I noticed today that the blog has finally evolved into a large mammal. There's a good chance I'll probably slip back to my marsupial state since I'm barely hanging from the rung on the next step of this evolutionary ladder. Even so, I appreciate the increasing readership.