whaddeesay?

As one who will one day have the need for auditory augmentation, due to years spent firing rifles, I offer the following, from the inbox:

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"

"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's get a drink."